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Variable without hacking
htmlentities ($_POST['variable'], ENT_QUOTES);

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mysql_query($sqladd) or die("A fatal MySQL error occurred.\n<br />Query: " . $sqladd . "<br />\nError: (" . mysql_errno() . ") " . mysql_error());

Quotes

Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lot of dead bugs.

Ace Levy Starship Troopers (1997)

Only the dead have seen the end of war.

Platon

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

Albert Einstein

There is no spoon.

Strange Small Child The Matrix (1999)

Control: Target confirmations are ostrich and grizzly bear. Ostrich and grizzly bear are targets.
-Shot-
Sniper1: The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down. We got the bear.
Sniper2: I think that's a Wookie. That's a Wookie!
Sniper1: No, its not, it's a bear!
Sniper2: Is a Wookie a bear, Control?
Control: The bear target has changed. It is now target Honey Monster.
Sniper2: Is a Honey Monster a bear?
Control: A Honey Monster is not a bear.
Sniper1: A Honey Monster is a bear. The Honey Monster is down. He was a target. He was the bear.
Control: The Honey Monster is down?
Sniper2: The Honey Monster is not down Control. We have a Wookie down.
Control: What's a Wookie?
Sniper1: A bear. It's a bear!
Sniper2: No, it is a Wookie. You've just shot it as a bear.
Control: Is a Wookie a bear?
Sniper1: It's a bear.
Sniper2: No!
Sniper1: It's a bear.
Sniper2: Wait.
Control: What!?
Sniper2: The Wookie is down. The Wookie is not the target.
Sniper1: It must be the target. I just shot it.

Four Lions (2010)

Superman's flying around Metropolis and he's horny as hell. He's checking out the rooftops and all of a sudden he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there buck naked and spread eagle.
So Superman starts thinking to himself, "Man I gotta get myself some of that wonderpussy." and then he realizes that he can fly down, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees him. Because he's Superman. He's faster than a speeding bullet, right?
So Superman, he swoops down, he fucks her so quick, she doesn't even see him. Wonderwoman sits up and says, "What the fuck was that?" and The Invisible Man says "I don't know but my asshole is killing me."